The Newspaper debacle
The wind whipped words into the air
Sudoku and crosswords laid bare
Running verbs ran off with the nouns,
Whilst adjectives painted the town.
The worst were the apostrophes
Causing a right catastrophe
Splaying warning signs here and there,
Punctuating without a care!
Commas stared bouncing full stops,
Question marks snitched, called the cops!
These characters columns contain
In printed prisons to restrain
Sudoku and crosswords laid bare
Running verbs ran off with the nouns,
Whilst adjectives painted the town.
The worst were the apostrophes
Causing a right catastrophe
Splaying warning signs here and there,
Punctuating without a care!
Commas stared bouncing full stops,
Question marks snitched, called the cops!
These characters columns contain
In printed prisons to restrain